Do Ninjas work?

In this modern work a day world you don't often see a ninja...I guess that's the point of ninjas, but I digress. The fact is they're not lurking in the shadows in that space where the wall meets the ceiling. They're not conceiled behind the trunk of a mighty oak. Sadly, they have no place in this day and age. I remember vividly the day I realized that it would be almost impossible to move about the world in complete stealth, killing for profit and/or vengeance. I refer to it as 'the Day I gave up on being a ninja'. I pity a world where we fear the wrath of terrorists more than the strike of ninjas.

talk about a Tiger Shark

As if I needed another reason to be afraid of the water. I mean Jesus Christ people. Apparently if I'm being chased by a tiger that shit can chase MY shit through the water and shit. I say fuck the tigers, nuke em all...oh god, I hope they can't read now too...

The kid is back

It's been a long time...shouldn't have left you...without a dope beat to step to. Whenever the term "long time" is used I will imediately begin to sing the previously mentioned Aaliyah song. That's strange unto itself especially when you factor in that I don't really like Aaliyah. If anything you'd think I'd start singing "Foreplay/Longtime" by Boston. Which is in my top 37 songs of all time (List to be published at a later date). The sad part is however, as I break into the song and accompanying dance recently, less and less people get the reference. C'mon people. That song was a goddamn hit!